Tao of Cao

Crazy ass bicyclist

So I’m Renee and I arrive to my workplace and I go to get out of the car because I thought I would drive today and let Renee not worry about driving this morning. As I open the door and kiss my loving lady good bye I hear “You cannot block the bike lane!”. To my surprise I look up and see this old woman yelling at me that I cannot block the bike lane. I’m in pure shock I’m trying to get out of my car and it’s not like I been sitting there for even a minute! She looks at me and says “You can’t expect me to go in traffic so stop blocking the bike lane!”. I looked at her and told her I was getting out of the car and she is going to have to wait. All this time she is still repeating her declaration about the bike lane. I wanted to get out of the car so she could see what she was dealing with but I decided to be a grown man and I closed the door and told her to “Take your ass on!”. So yeah I wanted to knock her crazy ass off the bike but now I know why people have stereotypes about bicyclist! You all don’t own the bike lane! Learn to detour! Stupid bicyclist!

– Peesh!!

June 17, 2009 Posted by J | bicyclist, General | 1 Comment